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Win Demotivational Poster

HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .



TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.

UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.8/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)

JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse

TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness

AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.

THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.

HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid

TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.

WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award

TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.

WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!

HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm
You should submit this to Dig My Dog

LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.

TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)

SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.

TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I godd*** double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the **** out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass m**********r. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? d*** Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


TAGS: look alike twins
Rating: 3.97/5

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Bandit5906 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 pm
I'm surprised you could not match Obama?
spanko1 - October 13, 2011, 11:41 am
John Kerry - Herman Munster is the perfect match! 5 elite L's
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 4:54 am
Van Halen/Crazy cat lady, best. 5L
randomosity - November 20, 2009, 1:47 am
i loved it you my kind sir get a 5
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:55 pm
LOLZ- happy llama, pug man, cowardly lion, dr. phill, & bushy brows!
lulz - October 9, 2009, 11:13 am
at rofl'd at the goats face haha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
made me lol. especially Gary Busee and Wilford Brimly.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
Diabeetus Cat alone earns 5 lions; Falcor Spice merely confirms it!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I can't beleive how much I laughed while looking at this, 5 lions isn't enougb
RandomApe - June 26, 2009, 1:48 am
What gives me the creeps is the absolute similarity between Posh Spice and Falcor
MakeItStop - June 19, 2009, 8:07 am
i shat bricks when i scrolled down and saw falcor. jeez after 20 yrs he still gives me the creeps
RON - April 12, 2009, 3:24 pm
Thank You Sir!
union - April 12, 2009, 3:21 pm
Great job. Keep them coming.
Wurth - April 7, 2009, 11:36 am
I love the statements you make with a few of the comparisons. Subtle, yet not.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 5, 2009, 11:25 am
Why cant all your posters be more like this? Less pseduo-patriotism and a little more lulz.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2009, 7:07 pm
thats a goat, not a llama
Sir - April 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
that's pretty cool... in a freaky kinda way
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
How embarrassing that must be for crazy cat lady!!!


DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05

SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!

LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!

TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.6/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?



TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am
pull the trigger



TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.

STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...

TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5



TAGS: nerd win
Rating: 4.78/5

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rodangol - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
WTH is a 5-minute egg?
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:42 pm
Holy crap, didnt know he had THAT much money
fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
Wow. Does Jordan donate a lot of his money?


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument

TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.

Twinkie Resurrection -

TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm



TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!

A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland

TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm


CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write

TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm

RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*

TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!

AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...

TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!

3 Feet = 1 Yard -

TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.

DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.

FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII

TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L

ANONYMOOSE - We are legion

TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.19/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!

AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!

TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha h** & drunk category

JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.

DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...

TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...

STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?

TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

RED BULL - It gives you wings !!

AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.

TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.16/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm
Read username, Dip****.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.

Fat Kids -

TAGS: swing
Rating: 2.91/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:42 am
Lol! Nice pic and good writing

CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!

404 ERROR -

TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987

9 inch will please a lady -

TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.

COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.

too much stress -

TAGS: stressed wine gra**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.

winter wonderland -

TAGS: winter snow snow snow snow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 5:46 pm
I miss the snow. :(


MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.

TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sniperslayer95

rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!

SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks

TAGS: steve irwin australia **** bricks ****ting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by aPauling

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a f***ing joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The ph**ographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy ****!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
d*** is that real or ph**oshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man

COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight

TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5

DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won

TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5

My Lord... -

SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.

TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Firefly

Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one

FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.

TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.d***! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!

Evolution -

TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Hobbles

Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.

WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.

TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by MT27

hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


TAGS: growing up pup
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 24, 2012, 9:52 pm

I will put it there, then. Thanks!~
rerun - February 24, 2012, 8:39 pm

this would be great on moti twist

EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!

MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me

JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...

TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by dan2k78

forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for

JUST GIVE IN - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.

TAGS: in life give up win
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:45 am
Hmmm...5eem very tempting

LOVE OR HATE ME - Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your mind

TAGS: love me hate i win
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - January 4, 2012, 10:21 pm
Ditto what he said Budog...
rerun - January 4, 2012, 7:11 pm

I hate to say this, love it


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,

GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...