Win Demotivational Poster
HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"
WINDOW LICKERS -
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -
UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.
"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -
REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...
JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse
FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness
AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...
STAR WARS -
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.
HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid
WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award
ANGRY BIRDS -
SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing
WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.
HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.
LOOK ALIKE TWINS -
CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!
DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
NEW BOOTS -
THE WINGMAN -
OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!
DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -
STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...
TIMELY ADVICE -
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -
IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!
GAME OVER -
BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -
CRITICAL HIT -
Twinkie Resurrection -
SNOWMAN LIFE -
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland
WINE ETIQUETTE -
CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write
THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -
RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*
AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...
DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.
SAFETY FIRST! -
FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII
ANONYMOOSE - We are legion
FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.
NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -
AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!
JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.
DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...
AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...
STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?
RED BULL - It gives you wings !!
CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?
THE OLDSCHOOL -
404 ERROR -
LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument
HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!
AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.
TO THOSE WHO MADE IT HOME -
3 Feet = 1 Yard -
9 inch will please a lady -
STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -
COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.
too much stress -
winter wonderland -
ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -
MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
FOUR PHASES -
SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks
COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight
DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won
My Lord... -
FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.
EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!
MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me
JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...
JUST GIVE IN - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.
LOVE OR HATE ME - Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your mind
GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...
WTF!? - I ordered white wine!
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