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HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm, #240110
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


WINDOW LICKERS -




YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am, #242419
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.8/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am, #236650
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm, #259982
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm, #248794
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am, #245558
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm, #222160
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm, #222139
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am, #222013
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm, #222011
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness




AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am, #223019
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am, #223018
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm, #222121
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am, #222029
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am, #222018
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am, #222017
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm, #221965
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm, #221942
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm, #221935
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm, #221932
5uperb


THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.




HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245214
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm, #231814
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm, #231811

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm, #231809
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am, #229662

well done


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm, #238393
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm, #238377
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm, #238376
LOL!


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am, #241669
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am, #239002
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #149101
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am, #239186
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm, #239180
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm, #228462
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm, #228365
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm, #228327
You should submit this to Dig My Dog


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231908
(carebear BANNED)


SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm, #202309
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm, #158523
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm, #158521
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm, #158520
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm, #158519
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm, #158517
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm, #158501
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm, #158500
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm, #158499
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I godd*** double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm, #158488
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the **** out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm, #158481
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass m**********r. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm, #158480
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm, #158478
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? d*** Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm, #158477
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm, #158475
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm, #158473
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


LOOK ALIKE TWINS -


TAGS: look alike twins
Rating: 3.97/5

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Bandit5906 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 pm, #229610
I'm surprised you could not match Obama?
spanko1 - October 13, 2011, 11:41 am, #225048
John Kerry - Herman Munster is the perfect match! 5 elite L's
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 4:54 am, #155069
Van Halen/Crazy cat lady, best. 5L
randomosity - November 20, 2009, 1:47 am, #138007
i loved it you my kind sir get a 5
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:55 pm, #133146
LOLZ- happy llama, pug man, cowardly lion, dr. phill, & bushy brows!
lulz - October 9, 2009, 11:13 am, #125008
at rofl'd at the goats face haha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am, #124973
made me lol. especially Gary Busee and Wilford Brimly.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am, #124972
Diabeetus Cat alone earns 5 lions; Falcor Spice merely confirms it!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm, #124878
I can't beleive how much I laughed while looking at this, 5 lions isn't enougb
RandomApe - June 26, 2009, 1:48 am, #90185
What gives me the creeps is the absolute similarity between Posh Spice and Falcor
MakeItStop - June 19, 2009, 8:07 am, #88211
i shat bricks when i scrolled down and saw falcor. jeez after 20 yrs he still gives me the creeps
RON - April 12, 2009, 3:24 pm, #72598
Thank You Sir!
union - April 12, 2009, 3:21 pm, #72597
Great job. Keep them coming.
Wurth - April 7, 2009, 11:36 am, #71293
I love the statements you make with a few of the comparisons. Subtle, yet not.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 5, 2009, 11:25 am, #70693
Why cant all your posters be more like this? Less pseduo-patriotism and a little more lulz.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2009, 7:07 pm, #70454
thats a goat, not a llama
Sir - April 4, 2009, 6:24 pm, #70453
that's pretty cool... in a freaky kinda way
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:21 pm, #70433
How embarrassing that must be for crazy cat lady!!!


CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm, #240068
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm, #234946
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm, #234934
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.6/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm, #239834
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


NEW BOOTS -




THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm, #215664
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm, #215663
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am, #215550
pull the trigger


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm, #238871
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am, #225255
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am, #225239
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am, #225233
They never meet...


STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm, #242769
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am, #231435
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am, #231344
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am, #231272
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm, #226000
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am, #225950
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm, #215527
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm, #215526
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm, #154580
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm, #154573

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm, #154569
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am, #104155
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm, #104067
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm, #103617
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm, #97119
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm, #97118
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm, #97117
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm, #97084
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm, #97078
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm, #97077
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #94533
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm, #91734
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm, #91695
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm, #91693
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm, #54076
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm, #54064
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!




GAME OVER -


TAGS: nerd win
Rating: 4.79/5

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rodangol - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm, #230584
WTH is a 5-minute egg?
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:42 pm, #202606
Holy crap, didnt know he had THAT much money
fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 8:56 pm, #199793
Wow. Does Jordan donate a lot of his money?


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm, #85117
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm, #68873
omg this is funny


IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.8/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm, #234093
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm, #262147
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm, #252786
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm, #248200
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm, #248199
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248198
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the h** List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm, #247819
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am, #247814
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm, #247807
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm, #247803

yay!


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm, #245236
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245218
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm, #241548
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland


TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm, #241751
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm, #241508
Bam!


WINE ETIQUETTE -




CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm, #161739
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am, #161218
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm, #161128
Your best (I think) *****


THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm, #247306
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm, #161702
Greatness!


RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*


TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm, #97642
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm, #83677
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm, #72808
No but he is ridiculously cute!


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am, #237575
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm, #175504
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm, #175503
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm, #175500
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #175499
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm, #175498
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm, #175496
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm, #175492
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm, #174293
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm, #174291
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.15/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am, #60028
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm, #39506
Hahahahahaha


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am, #240622
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm, #252834
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm, #246084
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm, #228023
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am, #226195
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am, #226043
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha h** & drunk category


JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.




DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...


TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm, #197124
what?


RED BULL - It gives you wings !!




CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am, #202352
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am, #202350
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am, #202349
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am, #202348
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am, #202347
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am, #202346
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am, #202345
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am, #202344
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am, #202341
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm, #57926
This says it all.


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am, #233378
J. Coulton for the win!


AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.


TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.17/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am, #223476
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am, #219477

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm, #219474
Read username, Dip****.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm, #217802
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm, #217800
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am, #217529
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm, #217520
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.


TO THOSE WHO MADE IT HOME -


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm, #228244
true dat


3 Feet = 1 Yard -




9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.6/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm, #259924
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm, #259920
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm, #259919
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am, #259916
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am, #221595
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm, #221567
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm, #221516
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.




too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine gra**
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm, #251029
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm, #251019
Nice one chickenlittle.


winter wonderland -


TAGS: winter snow snow snow snow
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 5:46 pm, #250737
I miss the snow. :(


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm, #226213

nice, 5L


FOUR PHASES -


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am, #219232
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm, #219203
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm, #219198
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am, #219182
very nice!


SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks


TAGS: steve irwin australia **** bricks ****ting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 2.98/5

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Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am, #212410
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm, #65814
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am, #61368
It's real. The ph**ographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am, #61310
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm, #26921
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy ****!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm, #24012
d*** is that real or ph**oshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am, #12352
bad tast man


COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight


TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5


My Lord... -




LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am, #225628
yeah, this is a good one


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm, #245826
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #213155
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.


TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm, #254072
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm, #158805
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm, #158580
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm, #158496
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm, #158494
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm, #158492
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm, #158491
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm, #158490
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.d***! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm, #158489
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm, #158487
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm, #158486
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm, #158482
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm, #158479
SWEET! i want one!


Evolution -


TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm, #222804
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm, #153502
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm, #83954
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am, #234866
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am, #234692
It shoud've been rum.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: growing up pup
Rating: 4.46/5

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lgvernon - February 24, 2012, 9:52 pm, #230115

I will put it there, then. Thanks!~
rerun - February 24, 2012, 8:39 pm, #230104

this would be great on moti twist


EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!




MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #185741
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #185723
You're just bad... LOL


MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am, #252662
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am, #248485
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm, #248405
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


JUST GIVE IN - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.


TAGS: in life give up win
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:45 am, #224287
Hmmm...5eem very tempting


LOVE OR HATE ME - Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your mind


TAGS: love me hate i win
Rating: 4.6/5

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Feasibly - January 4, 2012, 10:21 pm, #227273
Ditto what he said Budog...
rerun - January 4, 2012, 7:11 pm, #227270

I hate to say this, love it


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm, #250138
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm, #221061
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...




WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am, #102437
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am, #102155
Red wine with basil.


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